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Robo-Bart (Beat)

One has to wonder, is it really possible to eat ports? Why are trains so chibi. Why does it hurt my heart to hear HDD's dying. In my article today, we will be discussing these topics in great depth, and also touching briefly on the famous 9degrees Day.Happy blood Friday everyone, I'm looking forward to seeing your submissions!

- chibi

Robo-Question (Beat)

Hi all, I'd like to ask a question today...
As we know, computers are unable to be killed so long as they have a loving
operator by their side...But what happens in the case that an operator becomes
preoccupied with maintaing other machine..Or dies? It is my opinion that
responsibility lies fully with the operator to properly take care of a
computer...So please take care of them all! And share repair tricks...Let me know
what you think! Happy *Day and take care.

- robo

Neat-Trick (Beat)

Hi all, I have an inspiring,Amazing, Factual and Truthful philosophical
anecdote to share with you today...It's a new trick of sorts...
It's called "Kill 100 People To Save The World!!", and it should really work
according to my research... Here's how it works:
Whenever the world is about to end, kill one hundred people...if all goes to
plan, the world will be saved. Let me know how this works out for you!
Thank you so much.

- robo

Interesting Medical Phenomenona

Today I noticed that my entire right arm is gone, which was scary at
first..! That is, until I realized it was not truly gone, only in spirit.
	Where has my arm gone?
	Can I have it back?
	Even still, I understand the phenomenon...but please give it back!
And just like that, it returned to its place on my hand...
That's why you shouldn't stay up for a week!
	Have fun ^%_^

- robo

Interesting Medical Idea

Spring-loaded hospital bed
Have fun! ^%_^

- robo

New Discoveries In The Hardcore Kick Community - Isn't it crazy?

Hello Friends & Family. Today I was browsing my local supermarket when a man came up to me - he was wearing a really long trenchcoat, and it had a red white checker pattern on it - and he opened his jacket to reveal a ton of CD's! He gave me one and just walked on. Crazy, I know! Honestly, I was quite suspicious of it at first... you never know what could be on it, but honestly the "non-stop hardcore mix 2005" written on it should have told me enough. I kept it on my desk for a good while, and then a thought came up to me. What if this contains something rare? Something that the world has never seen before? So I made a very naive decision to put the CD in my CD player. Huge Mistake. A massive avalanche of noise came through the speakers and pierced my ears, but something clicked. This is THE new hardcore kick everyone's been talking about! So I say! If you ever see a guy in a red white trenchcoat filled with CDs, make sure to get one off him and mail me! This is really cool and I'd like to see how this'll develop, and what Trenchcoat Guy's end goal is. Thanks for reading.

- chibi