Five Starcle Men

The Facts And The Truth *


I was at the store yesterday, flyin' around the frozen foods aisle when a little somethin' caught my eye...
What the shit is that?! I almost hadta do a double-take 'cause I couldn't believe my goddamn eyes. Are they for real?
WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING!!?
For context, here's what the packaging for Goodfella's Stonebaked Thin * Pizza looked like BEFORE today...

Ignoring the toppings, notice a little somethin'? Maybe the pictures are too low res to make it out...here...

Gone. Like the wind. Nada. Interesting, eh?
I first noticed something fishy was going on when I caught that god-awful lame-ass squashy wordmark in th' corner of my eye. And which genius gfx designer thought it was a good idea to remove the PIZZA APOSTROPHE ..!? Big mistake, buddy. But that's not all.

See, this wasn't an ordinary gfx design decision... It couldn't be, 'cause it's so bad and all. Thiz was a full-on coordinated ATTACK from WOLE itself...hehheheheh...Check it.

Five Starcle Men discussing this matter- Chibistyle

Coincidence?


Coincidence? I'm afraid Not likely...