How do you get curved surfaces?
Subdivision Surface!
A linux user walks into a bar and says, "Slide me a beer!" The bartender says "Sorry we're all out of beer." The linux user then says "Sudo slide me a beer..." The bartender says "Oh I use linux from scratch, wanna grab a beer?" The linux user then says "No, I don't drink."
Why are Linux users such bad comedians?
Their jokes are UNIX-spected!
A linux user walks into a bar and says, "Slide me a floppy disk!" The bartender says "Oh, like the save icon?" The linux user then says "These youngsters don't even know what they're talking about. Its crazy people don't even know what a floppy disk is anymore." The bartender says "Oh I use linux from scratch, wanna grab a beer?" The linux user then says "No, I don't drink."
Why did the net fall over?
The ISP was Virgin Media
A Linux user is working at the ISP doing tech support. A Windows user pulls up and says, "My cup holder isn't working!?". The Linux user says, "Cup holder? This is the computer line, stop playing around buddy. Serious enquires only." And then the Windows user says "Yep, it pretty much doesn't come out of my computer anymore."
I'll tell you a DNS joke, but be advised, it'll be crazy fucked up shit and won't even god damn fucking work.
What's a Linux user's favourite candy?
Jelly Bean (Android version)
What is a Linux users favourite music genre?
Heavy Metal because it's stronger than Rock! (Rocky Linux)
Why are linux users not afraid of the dark?
Because they find light in the dark theme!